'Elixir of life' invented – in yogurt form

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/kazakhstan/9657853/Elixir-of-life-invented-in-yogurt-form.html

 Scientists in Kazakhstan say they have invented a life-lengthening yogurt drink after the country’s veteran leader, Nursultan Nazarbayev, pleaded for “an elixir of youth and energy” in order to continue his rule.

The drink, called “nar” (nourishment), “will enable the improvement of quality of life and its prolongation” said Zhaksybay Zhumadilov a researcher at Nazarbayev University in the capital, Astana.